Cute As A Button!!!

Okay today I have one for each of us.... A cute as a button photo for each.
This first photo is a response to your pic from the other day, where you commandeered my baby crib and parked yourself in it in front of the velour couch!!! How bout these apples BayBay I got your Baby seat!!!! Ha, AND I'm laying in front of the AC!!! =))) Wow, look at that smug look on my face!!! Even so I still think I'm pretty damn cute!!! ;))

Here we see Brig looking over the side of her huge wooden crib, like a spy from 007. Look at your little nose and those big baby blues checking out who's around before you plan your escape!!! Better be careful though because that crib Glides.......
And last but Certainly not least, we have my little fuzzy headed angel S.
She has the cutest profile and so cheeky...I want to squeeze her... I wish i could see her like that again for just one day....It's so hard to remember when she was that little... now she's almost a foot taller than me...
She wanted me to post this on your space so I might... She also wanted me to point out that she was making the Rock on sign with her little fingers!!! Such a Summer move....

Danger's of Drunken Bakers....

I found this story on a web page about ugly weddings and such... This is why you must do your homework!!!!! Look at the photo's and read the story below....

My friend Lynda is totally cool. She is the type of person who can pick out the best stuff. The picture you see above was a photograph of a wedding cake that she wanted for her wedding.I don't know where Lynda got the photo, but it looks pretty neat and with her colors and flowers it was going to be a smash hit. As complex as the pattern looks at first, when you really think about it, it is just a serious of straight ribbons laced together. I think the design is great.Unfortunately, Lynda didn't consider that her baker might make some promises that she couldn't keep. In fact, it seems like Lynda's baker was more interested in Rum Cake than Wedding cake. Click on the small picture to see what Lynda's actual cake ended up looking like. This photo is from her ACTUAL reception. This pile of cake had to sit in front everyone during the reception. Lynda spent the first year of her marriage in the courtroom suing a drunk baker. Ouch.

Evening wear from HELL...Who wears this shit???

Let me start by saying that I have a passion for fashion!! I attended the art institute for Fashion Desgin and love all kinds of different styles and variations of clothing. I am not one to stiffle creativity or different ideas. I also accept that certain style's are for runway or couture only and never make into mainstream... BUT... These dresses were on a website for a low to mid price range.. Actually the most expensive was $ 800.00. Some of the dresses were ok and some were bad ....then there were these....
Try to think who would possibly buy and want to wear these dresses and to where???
Let me show you...Our 1st beaut here is of complete coverage...do you think you caould add anything else to this dress... It goes from the neck to the wrist to the floor... hey where's her wand... bipptiy boopity boo...

I find this one quite ugly as well... It's see through with boob cups and to me the color of muslin...the girl looks like an unfinished piece of wood...

This dress really dosen't need and explination of why it is ugly just take a GOOD look... What were they thinking?????

This dress is not bad in my opinon, for someone young like to a prom or sweet 16..or other fun young person affair.... but the ribbions on the shoes don't match at all. ,They take away from the flow of the dress and... Well who am I telling... Anyone who is gonna use Painted car tires as decoration for their evening gown photo's, needs to find a different line of work..as SIMON Cowell would say....=0

Truely Hideous Wedding Attire!!!!

To Begin this Extravaganza... I included a dress that somewhat reminds me of my first wedding dress...
Mom, Bless her heart (borrowed lines) went out and bought me a dress at Belk's to get married in ,but then wouldn't sign for me to get married so what was the point in that.... Althought I must admit that was probably one of the smartest moves she's ever made... To bad I'm so HARDHEADED sometimes!!!
By the time I actually got to wear the thing...I couldn't and we all know why...;))
Althought I was Blessed by that little angel being put in my life ....I was also Burdened with the sorriest, laziest, most pathetic and abusive excuse for a "husband" (if you could even call him THAT) that there ever was... So Needless to say the dress was bough out of Love and with the best intentions... but I Believe there was more than one reason I didn't get to wear it.
Now let's move on to more humorous and lighthearted things......

If you were getting married in the Decedent 80's then this may have been something you would have considered fabulous... But considering the sheer volume of fabric.. how could the Groom even get close enough to kiss you... Notice the little girl in matching shoulder buffers... you can barely see her little head!!!!! Another part of this dress that I think make's it particularly odd is the tiny pencil shirt under the fluff!!! Almost as if there is a barrier of static that you can see around her.......

What your about to see here is some Horrid choices for the wedding party... I know you blooming Brides out there don't want to be outdone by your bridesmaids BUT you have to draw the line somewhere... They do take pictures at these events you know!!!I found a handful of scary dresses but these are what I'm adding for tonight, they have to be organized by the level of hideous-ness. Just a few examples....

The sheer thought of certain people( myself included )in this getup is shockingly dreadful!!!!

There will be more on this subject tomarrow!!!
Okay ,I know this isn't clothing but.... This is .... I'm at a loss for words. Hey but wait...isn't this Britney and K-Fed's reception???

These I found on a website about ridiculous wedding attire, but they are god awful to me anyway. They were probably okay mid *)'s but not something for today by any means...

B.S.S. all the way!!!

This photo was taken pre-shag carpet,not long after we moved here we got rid of this crap you see in the background here and got long luxurious brown shag carpet that you could probably braid if you wanted to!! This is You B in a box!!! You are so frickin' cute!! And have an odd glow around you. Looks like this is your box for the next 12 - 1000 years.Your eyes are so big and Blue!!! The cutness in this picture almost makes up for the next 2...almost...





B and Sarah standing on the BBQ pit at GM and GF's old house. B I hate to tell you OR MOM but those pants are about 3 to 6 inches to short!!!And that's with the hightop tennis shoes and pulled all the way up redtipped socks!! Other than the fashion faux pas, this is a great picture,. You and S look so happy, either that or someone just told a great joke!!





Here we see B at one of the Piano recital's we perticipated in.I call this one "Mean as a Snake." The sheer Evil glaring from her eye is bone ratteling... hahahhah
The funny thing about this photo is it looks like she standing up playing the piano but we can see that there IS a bench under there!!!
This dress is pretty but it reminds me of a Barbie cake or a perfect Quinceanera dress.

My new do...

Baby, it's cold outside...

So, today we are having a cold front come through. It is around 50 degrees and it's cloudy but nice . If it were sunny it would be better because it looks like it may rain which will suck because I had some plans and they are outdoors...={
Anyways I have Plenty to do inside and I can use this day to do it.
R is being his usual asinine self...God I need some New Male influences in my life... all 3 of the ones who have been haunting me are Totally wrong , 1's mean and condesinding , 1's psychotic,( which I am taking LEGAL ACTION TO REMOVE from our lives) and 1's just a plain asshole who thinks it's his right to bootycall...that's all he get's to do is call, no Boo tay here.... not for u anyway!!!!
So I'm purging these buggers from our lives and must find more positvie male friends... Not even Romantic males , just a halfway normal personality would be nice. Well I haven't actually BEEN LOOKIG AND HAVEN'T BEEN ANYWHERE BECAUSE OF THE CAR SITUATION ,BUT THE TIME IS COMING...Sorry about the all caps.
So I have a few goals for the next month or so kind of a belated New Years Resolution list...
1)To lose weight and get into better shape for the upcoming festivity's
2)get my car fixed
3) get my school loans fixed and I picked an upcoming school schedule for classes at Weston BCC.
4) To keep the BA out of the RED...=))
5) find a Nice boy to hang out with
6) to get certified to dive so Summer and I can dive together
Just a couple of thought's, I have till September to complete the first one... that's when the first wedding is taking place... In Colorado!!!
Okay if I can later , I'm gonna post some of the more HIDEOUS bridesmaid dresses that will make you giggle and you can show L what happens when you start budget cutting...;] just playing

This another good shot of D-man... he learned to say Please and Camera today... I'm pretty sure he can say alot but he only does it Special occasions!!=))

Here is D roaring!!! No really he is singing along with sesame street. He is so cute , and he has such a sweet personality, always happy and playing and singing. Reminds me of myself ;)hehehehe

Poor Mr. Raccoon.

S and I found him in a bag of my old stuff that i had saved from my chilhood.This poor guy has been around the block!!! =))
I must say all this wear and tear is from YEARS and YEARS of LOVE!!! It's hard to see in this picture BUT his ear has been crudley sewed back on ....his tail has been sewed back on... these stitches are FrankinstienISH. His eyeball is completely gone...I don't know where the eye is but I still think he's as lovable as always...just needs a few squirts of Febreeze!!!

Also today has been somewhat productive... Made tons of phone calls that needed to be made got all kinds of info on stuff and listed a few items. Tonight I must list around 25 more to meet the quota and try to sell enough to replace the rent $$. AAGGGHHHH
Asswipe keeps calling and leaving horrid messages... Hateful, spiteful messages and nasty messages to S as well. I deleted them. He's such a freak...I called several places to fix this problem, keep you posted on this. I'll probably post again later... I have more to say just not enough time to say it.=)))

The "A" team...challenged...

The matching coats...matching parts in our hair...off again to another assembly... of possibly just the KH but dolled up and ready to roll.
I rode by this house the other day when I was up visiting... It looks so different now... Much, much smaller and the people that live there have junked it up severely. Even from the pics from back then it looks so much bigger and the yard was really pretty....Now crap everywhere and ugly cars parked around...
The hedges that dad planted on the far side of the house are double the size of the house now!!!
See that riding lawn mower? I never got to use that I had to push mow everything....Remember when I mowed my name in the back yard? =))))

Mom's notation on the back of this pic is "K and B, Laurel and Hardy"I don't know who L and H are. I've heard of them but have no idea what they look like... Do we look like them?

Okay here we see B with Todd and Copper ,they were ur fav's for a while?? This picture is very sweet and I'm diggin the velvet shirt,which I do believe belonged to me a onetime.

The interesting thing about this picture to me is the background.... Those frickin' ceramic heads!!!!

There was one that I liked, loved actually... I think it was the one with the lace basket over it's head?? For some reason someone thought that was a nice touch. anyway The Hawaiian one with the flower in her hair was my favorite...but the others were just Wrong. I guess they were pretty.... but think about it ...Heads as decoration....Not candles or framed photos...HEADS.

The A team... I won't say what the " A" is short for... but I think you ALL have a good idea!!!=)

Here we see a stairstep of fright...Do I have zinc on my nose...I looked closely in some of the other pictures and I think it is the reflection of the glasses, Zinc was far to IN style and Worldly for mre to have... even if it is sunscreen???

Also, I must note that the sunglasses were placed OVER my regular glasses so I could still see ...OMG.My hair looks like a poodle is sitting backwards on my head and The socks...

At Least I have a good tan which was the ONE thing I could somewhat control as a kid...

Those are some sweet shoes W has on...were they mine? B I actually like your getup...were u and W getting ready for a 3-legged race??

Gf looks the same in almost all the pics.. skinnier but same hair and same style...

The party MUST go on.....

Never fear the Party will go on... Damn it...
You look so serious.. as if a gun were being held to ur head...Although I'm sure we did just sit through an hour of monotone studying as a group... Except for me, which I think I told you once what I used to do during these studies sometimes..?? If you remember Don't repeat it..That is NOT blogger type INFO.. we can laugh to ourselves bout that one.. If you don't remember then I will refresh ur memory on the phone...=)
Anyways... You know the cake and ice cream is about to be served.... Clearly bribery for suffering through the hour...(Jane was so sweet....)
Do you think anyone else feels this way about these memories....or are me and u the only traumatized ones???

AGGGHHHHHHH AAGGGHHHHH This one will scare the crap out of you....The color scheme itself is hidious enough to put you over the edge... as I can see by the horroring expression on your face u r already gone....Your hair is pulled back to the extreme, with the Bow that was a staple of your wardrobe.

I don't know the more I look at ur face the more I think Mom may have had you convienced that you looked fabulous... You almost look like ur enjoying this outfit...In some funky Little H on the Prarie/Anne of GreenGables kind of way???

My Question is How you could Ever Possibly look Immodest in this ensemble??

Have I posted this one yet??? I look drunk... Dad looks Young...

Mom looks like she borrowed my glasses and B you are just chillin'

Funny thing... I remember this time in my life in this color??? Hahah how funny is that...I still get that look on my face when I get a buzz... =) Remember NY'sEve???

More images from the Abnormal....

Can you say Changing of the Guard??
B you look quite cute here with your jug of OJ and Bible on a string....
From the look of the massive amounts of flourescent lighting this must be an early morning before the assembly??? Do ya think? I have pics of you and I in matching coats and will post those later... We look like tweedle dee and tweedle dum....... I think in order to survive this same outing today you better bring a bottle of Goose too!!!!

Hey Lovely lady trying to survive???

Here we see Me, as in SO many of the old pics trying to get a tan so I can somehow seperate myself even farther from the look of the rest of my family....=) It had to be late fall or early winter because we always went to the beach during that time of year. B and W building yet another sand castle... and I notice my super cool Turquoise hightop converse flopped over to the side. JUST Wait till you see the other side of the spectrum!!!!!!!

ARE YOU READY FOR THIS????

And PEOPLE this is IT.... the OTHER side.... Fully clothed lying in the sun... What a wonderful face tan she will have?????? She's not even using her towel??? If I asked her today WTF??? SHE WOULD JUST LAUGH AND SAY AWWWHHHHH HAHAHAHEHEHEHEH

MODESTY??? I think not!!!

Lord just thinking about the warped sense of EVERTHING that we all had then scares the shit out of me. The images of this time can carry me there still..... AGGGHHHH

Here we see the first few signs that MOM's upside down frown/smile is taking it's toll on the younger peeps in the house.... B just simply trying to fit in and Smile like she thinks she should.... ROFLMAO!!! This is THE picture of the day baby...Even though in this pic M dosen't have it in Full force she's holding back a little .

BTW was Every kitchen we had contact papered???

More from the pits of dusty albums coming soon

... the only thing that could possibly make this better( to me anyway) is if I could somehow add the SOUNDTRACK for each of these photos.... GOOD Lawdy Lawdy...

With a little help from my friends and FAMILY.....

This FIRST and formost is payback for what I woke up looking at yesterday... although this is not quite as hideous , it's fitting.
These 2 remind me of a picture that alot of folks used to use as decoration in there sitting rooms...except they had a pitch fork and a shovel... possibly called Ma and PA???
2.) Why is R Comer wearing KH clothes??? Did mom make him go with us or something... B was this your 1st Date???? LMAO
B you have a very Sly and sneaky look on your face...what's up with that??

PAYBACK'S a BIATCH!!!=))))

SEE THIS GOES TO SHOW THEY WERE NOT ALL MEAN AND FIGHTING TIMES.... here we see B helping me keep my cast dry while I take a bath.... How sweet !! Did I ever get new glasses??? They look the same except they keep getting bigger as my face grows....

This is frickin hilarious.... The look on your face says so much???? This is not real ,take the damn picture we are only stopping the feud for this quick snapshot....Remember when my wrist got broken at school, Clay (a boy in my class) was trying to see up my dress and tripped me I rolled down a hill(When I'm sure EVERYONE saw up my dress) onto my bent back wrist, he got into trouble( but not really) and I got a cast....

Dear Lord, These are our parents...,

Need anymore words be said???

Hahahah just playing.. at least they have a sence of humor... They are quite the ODD couple though I must say...Although Mom is quite cuddly in her wig and ALL...I can't remember what this party was for but at least everyone seems to be having a good time.

Billy wore this shirt for REAL when S was born and S and I are both still in shock about that!!

Wel, that's all for tonight folks, but tune in tomarrow for some sunbathing beauty's circa 1984 =0

and more of B in various Costumes ....I mean clothes....LOL.

Love ya MISS

Will thisF###ING day ever end?????

Okay again my post is backwards and upside down... Oh well 5 lbs of possum in this can tonight!!! With gravy on the side....

Okay...even American Idol was boring and extremely irritating!!! I THINK I got the green together for the rent but Only the AM will tell ......So much can happen in so LITTLE time. This week has been a cluster fuck anyway!!!

From one ailment to another. Is the week through!!!???
Okay so a funny picture to lighten up the mood and wrap a smile around your face...

Till tomarrow I rest......

New Day... Same Spots......

Aggghhhh They are under the skin and my skin feels smooth, but the marks are still there I look like a freak and it makes me SADD!!How long before they go away?????
I look soo UGLY booohoooo...Enough of that though let's look at some photos shall we???


here we have Gm and GF who were fighting about something Gf was doing. It's hard to tell because when I snapped the picture they smiled and then proceded with the argument. Gm won.=)



Here we see L and B in ther lovley kitchen... I love the colors and the openess of the house. It is Ab Fab!! B stick that thang out a little bit further now... a little but further now... a little bit further now...hahhaahahha Love ya...

New Year Old Pictures....

This is me when they brought B home from the hospital. IThey bought me a babydoll so I could have a baby too. Even though I didn't know we were having one show up??!!?? I was proud as you can see... and look at those knobby knees!!!




B riding possibly the original wildfire. I'mnot sure if it is but I always loved the bouncey spring horses...This looks like it's on the front porch of the trailer. Brig has been a nautral born rider from the beginning!!!





Here is a picture of me holding B as a baby... we were sooo cute...

Ok, I'm back and had A Fabulous Vacation!!!

Hi, I finally got to post because I've been having trouble getting to the page that i can add a new post!! I got home from my trip and had a great time ...except for the last 2 days in which I got EXTREMELY sick, had to go to a emergency walk in clinic. But thanks to that I'm starting to feel better. I am glad to be home but miss everyone already. Here are some pics for your enjoyment......

S looking at the creek that was extremely high the day before because of the rain and had washed trees away with the rush!!!

Welcome to 2007!!! Happy New Years from South Carolina!!! WHOOOO HOOOOO!!I look like Daisy duck!!

And Last but not Least... Me wondering if I was dead yet or possibly soon to be out of my misery!!! After the Emergency walk in clinic on the last Saturday of my vacation!!!!I was wondering if I would make it on the plane... But I did and Now I getting better.. DEFINATLEY better than I felt in this Picture!!!!

Well, I guess that's all for tonight, But I shall return!!! With more from the travels of sum and sam!!