HaHaaa I finally got it to work!!!

D and S sharing some Goldfish!!! He's all Macked out in his jeans and sneaks.... Summ's got on her bikini and antarticia socks.. getting ready for the Cold!!!

A picture of D and me he is a comedian!!!!

So...I'm busy getting ready to come and visit, and I almost have it ALL together... I'm sooo excited. The airline said we couldn't bring the rabit bt that's okay I guess... our friend said she would feed her. Her are some picsw with S's new camera and our holiday week... Love ya.

Random Photo for the day...

Okay one more if you insist!!!! :))

To tired to write much be back with an action packed Saturday!!!!

You ME and KIMMIE

Here we see another glimpse of was NOT meant to be.... alas they ruined the connection between siblings, VERY shortly after this pic...
Here you see me SO proud of MY sister... Kissing her and loving on her.. after this I was NEVER allowed near her .... YOU"LLL KILL THAT BABY!!!! Now why in God's name would I do that??? Have I ever killed anything that u know of??? NO! OK then... leave me alone and let me bond... never happened .This baby that I obiviously loved and wanted to be a part of ....shortly became out of my reach.... FOREVER.... or so it seemed...
actually it took till I was 23???? till we somewhat bonded and became friends??? now with each day that passes we grow stronger......ooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww THEY better watch out........ The troops are massing......

Here we see Jean and B riding Pinto... Last memorey I have of him is being picked up by a crane and dropped in to a truck... I think it said glue.... on the side ...but I was very young. He was a MEAN muther F er... He ran me under a close line and while I was lying flat on my back trying to catch my breath, thinking I was dead... he let out a whinnie (LAUGH) I never liked him much after that!!! (FOR GOOD REASON)

For the love of Gawd, Brig's in the background clapping... must not be allowed to watch tv. today!!!!The Smurf's must be on!!!! oooooowwwww.;)

Okay, Let's break this down.... Mom's laying on the floor of the trailer with sandel's on and knee high's WTF>>.. middle of the day.... she dosen't drink...or SMOKE... sooooooooooooooo

WTF.... okay B seems somewhat amused as does the photographer...where was I???

I have been known to do things LIKE this but much more obscene... once blamed on the BOOZ but this MAY come natural!!!! :):0

title for the movie I watched tonight... one of my new fav"s!!!

Would Jesus shop at Walmart? WTF????

Okay this is REAL, in case you haven't seen it yet... but one so called religious leader thinks Jesus would not shop at Walmart because of there policy's regarding employee benefits!!
Now I don't know about you but the first thing that comes to my mind is 1)Jesus wouldn't need to shop, for he would have anything he needed at his fingertips, 2) if he was here would things be the same as they are now...Probably not.
It's just another jab to try to influence Christian shoppers not to shop there, who cares ??Are people so stupid that they would listen to this spewing?? I think the person that said it just wants to see how ridiculous he can be and if they will actually talk about it in a discussion format on a major news channel!!! THEY DID!!!

Days of our lives....

Here are some more photo's from the past, some classics. I did scan alot more really funny ones but now I can't get the thing working like I want so this is all for now.. Enjoy,


This is a very Rare picture and extremely Rare occurance!!! We must have been in some drug induced state to be so close to each other and not in the throws of a fight!!! My take on this is ...This is what was it should have been like, but for some reason we were pitted against each other like 2 pit bulls in a ring, constantley competing for the spotlight, and trying to kill each other on the way.

again this is NOT halloween!! Just a random night... No not really we are putting on a show for a wedding shower i think. B you look like a devil mouse like your planning a VERY devious plan...Your ears are soooo cute....My ears on the other hand never did stand up...I should have just been a loppeared bunny but NOOOOOOO they looked like old TV antenia's all night instead.

now this IS a classic...I don't even know how to HOLD a guitar much less play, so this was all about the photo op!!;)( THE DARLIN'S )but we were having fun!!! The back ground is killing me, I remember the old record player right under those shelves and i used top listen to the BEEGEE's album they had and pretend each one of the beegee's was a different boyfriend of mine... Swanky Baby!!and of course the lighthouse decore...again dress to go to the KH.

okay here you B and I sleding in one of the few snows that I remember.Looks like a pretty good snow and like we are having a good time...no yowyowing on this ride!!!

No words Needed!!!

Like I said no words needed.... ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah
Someone had braided my hair and I took it down before bed and BOOM!!!I look like I've been crying(hence the chinese eyes) but Obviously someone thought enough to take a picture, I had probably just gotten a spanking or maybe I was just allergic to something!!! heheheheh
I loved that bathroom though, it seemed like a real room almost like a bedroom or something with those curtains... See that heater???? I remember when it was cold outside you could warm your BUNS beside that, just don't lose you balance or you'll have a waffle burn on your ass....
Well I'll scan more for tomarrow... Love ya Brig!!!!

Blogger blues...

I just wrote a huge paragraph to you and the frickin thing won't let me login... agh
I'LL BE BACK>>>>
I have some funny shit to laugh at later today... promise...
S just called to say she felt like crap.... could I come get her from school???? Maybe ...Now I have the baby and I have to wait till his Mom comes and picks him up.... Holla at me soon,,,I got info bout the trip!!
Funniest thing I've heard today.....
"YEAH BABY, ELMO'S GOT GAME" quote from Sesame Street"s Elmo Omg that's what I've become, reverting back to Elmo.... now in the Hood!!!

here are the ginger peeps....

do u like them ;))

My Christams Tree

So here she is the bestest tree we've had so far!! She's not leaning or anything It's a mirical!!! The decorations are mostly the same colors as last year but I put my Geisha on top!!! I lOVE that ornament... B do you have out your Rtd Gingerbread ppl we gave you, I have mine on top of the fridge and Summer made me a GBread house they look kool Oh what the Heck I'll go take a pic so you can see.... HEHEHE I want to see pics of your dec's I'm sure L has got some Kick ass decorations in the yard!!!

Hello, I'm in a Good mood today!!!

OKAY PLEASE GO TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS POST AND READ UP...VERY IMPORTANT!!!! TATA FOR NOW....

What a Beauty this one is... I am in Full KIIIIMMMMM attitude probably a cup full of Coke,the Hair ...the Glasses... Why did they make me wear those Glasses for soooo long, Contacts wouldn't have hurt anyone.... Getting ready to meet up with M.Akle. (vomit)
Again an ASSembly, note the nametags on yall's clothes. B you look like someone just kicked you. Ruthanne and Gm look as Happy as can be, that's because They didn't spend half the night listening to Snoring that would wake the dead....Did you notice that in alot of these Older pics we are Always headed to some kind of assembly????? WTF didn't we do anything else???

Again you should be reading this post from the bottom to the top to get the Real effect of the pics....
Mom looks like she's Holding you in place for fear you will bolt into the wild just beyond the driveway....At least your smiling in this one. I guessed that you are probably heading to another mind numbing assembly for the Full day!!!
S wants to know why Mom's Legs are 20 shades darker than her face, She dosen't know the JOYS of pantyhoe wearing!!

Yes Lord, I was almost as happy to see this getup as you look wearing it!!! The hat is OFF the chain!!It's not bad, it actually the colors, Those cute dresses, I like those on smaller kids and it IS cute, but the Hat, That takes it to a Whole Nubber Level!!!

Now, again ,I looked and thought, HUMMM this is probably just another costume but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Then I found the picture which you will see shortley!!! OMFG

Can you believe it, I'm actually in a pretty frickin good mood, If my plan works ya see... hheheh, More info on ZEE PLAN to come. Now I know this is Backwards but here it goes, Retro days here we come!!!

Tuesday...another lovely December day...

so B where are you, still busy I guess... Love you I'm going to bed... Here is a pic of S in front of the AB FAB Bouganvilla...XOXOXO.

Laughter IS the best medicine.....

Okay so, I'm posting a couple more pics today, these are from various stages of our child hood, Got to find some more for tomarrow... I love the ones you put up last night.... Sounds like your busy today, call me when you get home.... Love ya missy.....
Here we have a Fabulous sunset in Cape Hatteras, NC . Becky, Amanda, me and B. I have on my Clemson t -shirt and fluffy hair and full coverage glasses. Becky's are as big as mine, good lord!! I do love this picture though, my teeth look nice and white!!! B this is the 2nd picture with your tounge out.... This is a Odd game to play... Strange kids... You even have a headstone....at least they removed your flops!!! Thank god they didn't put coins on your eyes...Wack...
Jock, this was one kool dog...I used to call him the walking HEAD! B you were ahead of the times dressing your dog for a walk...should have marketed the idea and sold sets of shoes for $70.00 a set. I saw them at the DOG BAR the other day... 4 stupid shoes for a chihuahua!! Also we have another good shot of the Lemon as mom always called it!
This picture is so funny,Lovley matching socks. I remember getting this outfit. My hair is as tall as the pine trees behind us and my glasses are the size of some people's coffee tables!!!Ruthann and u have the classic bible belt bow in your hair and B you have matching socks as well...I remember thinking i was fat all the time , where was the logic???

More RETRO images for your enjoyment...

GOOD LORD!!! I'll start with the obvious...we NEVER saw a fashion magazine...Excuse me but does your Drink have a strap like a purse...all you were missing are the straws that fit like sunglasses behind your ears and into your mouth!!! hahahaha. One thing for sure is "Baby got BACK". Is that the car Mom always called a Lemon? I remember when we first got it and I thought how stylish and cool it was... Quite a step up from the wood paneled station wagon!
I look hilarious in this picture, me and dad look alot like, and Dad looks quite young...I always remember thinking I look fake in this picture, like one of those ventriloquist dolls. Look how small my hand looks next to dad's. Now that I look closer, We also have the same hairstyle ...Pretty close!!!
This picture had me rolling on the floor laughing because this is the same face you make after you do a shot ...or a nice swig of a Dirty Martini!! I guess that cracker had quite a bite to it!! You look a little French to me with that hat on!! Okay here we see GM and Aunt Kat cooking what seems to be a witches brew.... Oddly enough these are the same people that do not believe in doing that kind of thing, but somehow built this thing and it is what it is... Probably our Lunch and dinner, and possibly Breakfast if it's not disappearing fast enough!! ;) Although it does look kinda cool to me!!

Strange daze....

Here are some pics from those strange daze me and my sister called childhood, supposedly a funfilled , innocet and carefree time of your life... I think I realized what's happeneing to me now....I'm trying to live the happiness of freedom and carefreeness I missed out on as a child. It wasn't sooo bad ,compared to some BUT it was enough to WARP my mind permantely!!! Enjoy, for if we cannot laugh at it now then Gawd help us....
Here we are in the parking lot if the greensboro concert place,aka assembly central. Look at the old junky cars... My how things have changed. Mom looks 900 years old , B is the only one who could care less that the next 12 hours we will have to sit still and be quite and listen to a mindnumbing onslaught of different men speaking in monotone over a loud speaker. Broken up by rounds of applause and occasionally a trip to the bathroom.(which was my favorite part because i got to read the backs of the doors and I think The assembly was the first time I heard the phrase SEX, DRUGS and ROCK and ROLL!!hehehahaha) Lunch was the best part, not because of the food but because you got to get up and move around,We all had name tags on, an easy way for a pedifile to call you out by name and steal you, good thinking . But that could NEVER happen because these are JW's. ;0, Also notice the bag I'm carring...I bet you there are no crayons or coloring books in there....Only a bible the latest W&A and some info on the book of daniel that I still don't understand!!!
Here B and I are having one of our NON Holiday Party's , Thank God for those, for if not we would never know the joy of opening gifts!!! B look at your interest in my new Barbie horse!! You loved them even then!!! You look so cute with those big juciy cheeks! I'm dressed in my typical orangish brown, and notice the burnt orange on the trim of the curtains , later you will see the same hidious color in the form of B's clothing. Take a look at my hair, got a little static going on? hahah And by the way B why is your hand up my shirt? ;)
Here we see the reason for all the fabulous hairstyles and clothing faux pas...It was October but she dosen't even celebrate Halloween!! I remember sleeping in that tent.. the mosiquito's and the heat!! This is Myrtle Beach 1979.I think Pirate's Cove camp ground!! Man what was she thinking with that Aunt Jamima wrap on her head , If I was dad I would be hiding somewhere!!!
Check out the curlers...as if anything would curl my hair except a extremely stong perm.!! I do have quite a cute profile though!! I am here on my way to Space already! hahah.BTW love the wood paneling!!! hahahah

I only have one thing to say....

I LOVE MY SISTER!!!!
SHE'S STRAIGHT (aka DA BOMB) ( aka THE SHIZZLE) (aka COOL) (aka GROOVY)
she's aight in any language!!!
XOXOXOXOXO
YOUR SIEEEEESTER

Picture of the day...

Logan and Donovan napping ,Donovan looks like a grown up in a short body!! They are the sweetest little boys.



I figure if I'm too tired to write i can always add a pic.... Enjoy!!

Monday comes again!!!

now I have a NEW computer and it's great!!1 I haven't dome much yet except Ebay. Timarrow I'mgoing to starbucks to a job fair and see what they have to offer.
B sorry about your" Friends", sounds like they are like my "friends". Who knows maybe that/s just how people treat each other now?? Haven't heard from anyone (like them) latley. Don't really give a rat's a but sometimes I think about it. Some people change and there's nothing you can do.
I made some Christmas cd's today and some wack Hiphop ones for us yo jam too!! Whatever happened to the CD you were going to make me a copy of ,of you singing, it was a demo and we listened to it in Les's truck when you came up to NC that time in July?? I want it I don't care what YOU think of it I liked it!!
Also I've beeen thinking of what i want for Xmas you sad make a list so maybe I will.....hehehehe
That means you will also have to make one too... I need to know so i can get things together, I want to enjoy xmas this year and not stress the day before!!!
How far did you get in your CM the other day? I'm gonna work on mine tomarrow!! Wel, I love you and will ttyl. Kisses and write me back!!

posted answer ...to your funniest thing of the day

It's been a hard day....but I made myself and several others laugh pretty hard, so it all worked out for the best!!! ;))


Here you go Missy this is what my comment was......

The Most perfect birthday of all.....

Didn't the cake Shannon and I made turn out Awesome!!! And we were rushed to finish.

These are a few of the peeps who attended the party... The theme was Belle from Beauty and the Beast..That's what she picked!!! How cute they all look!!


This is the birthday girl and her cake...we are about to sing......

Sweet 16 rides again....

B here is a photo of the awesome flowers that came for the SWEET 16!!!




These are the beautiful Flowers that arrived for the birthday girl!!! Wow was she surprised and Happy!!!

Sami's Picture of the Day...

This is Donavon...he's soooo cute and soo pleasant. He smiles and laughs all the time.He has a new tooth coming in now!!

Try it again Sam....

This picture was upposed to be at the bottom of this post but oh well....
Brigette this is for you since noone else reads this but you and maybe S every once in a while....can you find me getting down... It's like a game of Where's Waldo?... BTW this was Pre-smackdown!! ahahahaha





Ok, so last night, I tried to post a blogg and I am furiously typing away when I look up and see that my computer has moved on to a whole nother page without me.... GRRRRR .
So I waited till today to try and repost, This is gonna be a short one though cause I gotta run to the school and pick up Lima...you know as in LIMA BEAN.hehehe Yes as you can see I'm in a pretty good mood today. Things have gone fairly smooth so far.
I cleaned out another section of my closet and even did a little in S's room. Well I wanted to post a picture something to make you smile or maybe even laugh!!! So here it is and B you have to help me set up what I asked later tonight OK?? LOVE ya. TA TA for now!!

Back to Samantha

Ok so First I want to comment on my sisters blogg, effing hilarious. I wish we could write that book, it would be a top seller!!!!
Then on to why my title is so fitting. I have officially removed myself from a situation that was rather unpleasent several weeks ago. I also met someone that I'm kinda interested in, and vis versa, but the problem lies with me. I get extremely aggressive.I've learned to control this urge in front of the other person, but in my mind I torture myself. I obsess about things that should be routine.
I want so much so fast, maybe because in my mind I think if I if it dosen't happen ASAP then it never will.(we are speaking in terms of days,but to me seems like an eternity) I wish I could be calm and patient, and on the outside I pretend to be, but inside I have a one track mind. Everything I do is immersed in thoughts of that person.
What freaks me is I know I'm searching for a feeling...an illusive one and chasing it will probably push it farther away. What am I so afraid of? Being alone? I don't know, Not having anyone, even though I just was with someone for 5 years that made me feel like a pile of steaming shit half of the time. Didn't I learn that sometimes noone is not so bad? Yes....but still I crave the saftey in being with someone.
There are several people asking me out now, but of course I've already focused on the one that I want. I'm trying hard to do things differently than I have in the past, doing an OK job I guess, but I'm torturing myself inside.I don't know why I need so much attention from a boy.... what is wrong with me...???? It's also pissing me off because I've known this about myself for a long time and whenever I think I'm cured from that feeling it creeps up on me again. I guess maybe it's just a constant battle. Well I am a warrior!!!!heheheheh

new pictures

Here I am in all my glory......These pics turned out GREAT!!!
Brig, this is a great picture, they are even better in print, I had to scan them and reduce them and whatnot...
Dad and Patti, don't they look happy!!!
This picture was from my 35 mm camera that camera takes THE best Pictures!!!

BItch, Bitch, bitch...

I am angry right now and feel like randomly spouting off!!! I am pissed that a person's tone or attitude in general can set me off. J is such an asshole sometimes. He is so something, immature. I always end up wanting to smack him silly because he is so childish and babyish. He can be so nice when he wants to and such a LOSER at other times. There is no in between. I know, i know, but I do it anyway. I can go weeks and we will get along fine then he gets his panties all in a wad and there we go. Also his cousin has been an issue latley, He is such a scumbag he makes J look like Gandi. I don't trust hinm and when he's around it always means trouble. I feel like doing something, i'm not sure what. Like being sucessful and telling him to KISS my ASS. He always has something smart to say about my mponey situation or did i pay this or that. He's actually talking to me as if HE's better than me. Making smart ass comments about how he won't lend me anty money and remionding me how he's not going to help. God, when I write this down it's even more disgusting!!! I think I'll stop now and cook dinner and think about something else besides HIM. Maybe later I'll post a photo of my dress. BLARG>>>>>

BAR this ones for U!!!

It's Brigette's Birthday!!!!!

Today is my little sister's birthday and I have a few things to say....
1)She's really cool and works really hard
2) She is Very Creative
3)She has a BIG Round Booty
4) She's effin' hilarious
5)She can cut you to pieces with her tounge (if need be)
6) She can sing like an angel
7)She can catch the keys of a piano on fire as well as the strings of a guitar
8) She has WAY more patience than me
9)She can embelish a story like no body's business
10)But most of all I love her just because she's my sister!!!
Now for some funny pictures which will probably show up at the top of this post...

Something to make u SMILE....

here comes trouble...me, Robin and Yvonne at Gryphon














yeah baby Starbucks...and some wild camera tricks....

Hi,out there wherever u are...

Dad and Patty...

Ok so here are some of the pics I promised...


This is Donovan... Isn't he adorable....